Wife

• My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met (Rodney Dangerfield)



• A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong. (Milton Berle)



• By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher (Socrates)



• The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" (Sigmund Freud)



• Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming are whenever you're wrong, admit it and whenever you're right, shut up ( Nash )